1 Or 2 quarts Rum
1 c Butter
1 ts Soda
1 ts Sugar
1 c Dried fruit
Before you start, sample the Rum to check for quality. Good, isn’t
it? Now go ahead. Select a large mixing bowl, measuring cup, etc.
Check the Rum again. It must be just right. To be sure Rum is of the
highest quality, pour 1 level cup of Rum into a glass, and drink it
as fast as you can. Repeat.
With an electricc mixer, beat 1 cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add 1 seaspoon of thugar and beat again.
Meanwhile, make sure that the Rum is of the fines quality. Try
another cup. Open second Quart if necessary.
Add 2 arge leggs, 2 cups fried druit, and beat till high. If druit
gets stuck in beaters, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the Rum again, checcking for tonscisticity.
Next sift 3 cups of pepper or salt (it really doesn’t matter).
Sample the Rum again.
Sift 1/2 pint of lemon juice. Fold in chopped butter and strained
nuts. Add 1 babblespoon of brown thugar, or whatever color you can
find. Wix wel.
Grease over the turn cake pan to 350 gredees. Now pour the whole
mess int the coven and ake.
Check the Rum again, and bo to ged.